1. So one day like that, I had a date with one selzy guy but as always my village people don’t want me to be great.
Why always me?
2. I had a bad hair day and it was So bad that not even prayers and fasting could fix it.
Which kain wahala be this?
3. I sha did make up and put wig on top of the jaga jaga so I can go and see man
Like I can’t even stress myself!
4. After all the struggle, I was running late so I had to fly bike.
5. Thankfully, the okada man gave me a helmet so the wig sef wee not turn to jaga jaga.
Oga, you sabi!!!
6. Everything was on point and I got there just in time so I paid and returned the helmet
Nice doing business with you!
7. the selzy guy was already waiting for me so I got down and walked majestically towards him
As the princess that I is.
8. But I noticed the guy was looking at me wakanda way
Mr Oga, hope nothing?
9. then I heard the okada man shouting “aunty your hair”.. The wig removed with the helmet. My jaga jaga hair was out on display
Who do me this kain thing? Who did I offend?
10. At this point I realized I cannot escape my village people so I jejely entered the bike back home
Chai!! My villagers sabi the work o!!
11. I am currently ironing my scarf and big skirt for shiloh 2018. These village people must leave me alone.
I can’t continue like this!!
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